1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
[The biography of "Alexander Stirling from the 1700's" was the first]
thing that I laid my eyes on. He was a family ancestor whom
[my son had wanted to know more about]

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
dvd cabinet door

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?:
Buffy...."what's my line part 1"

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
1:45

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
1:24

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
creepy interstitial music from my buffy season 2 dvd

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
an hour ago...to realize they changed the price on laundry and the 2 dollars on the laundry card wouldn't cover a wash and a dry......and the only place you can refill the card is the office.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
I looked to see what I was arrested for.

9. What are you wearing?
south park house pants and this hideous lounge top

10. Did you dream last night?
Um I had a dream I was kissing a friend of mine....and then I was making out with my blanket.....she tastes better

11. When did you last laugh?
um......I think at the "aeryn wants to wear her princess dress"


12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
white. um surround speakers....and a picture frame with sara's drawing and sammies drawing...that's it...oh and a dolphin mirror


13. Seen anything weird lately?
an old guy hitting on my girl steph...that was funny.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
um.....I did it?

15. What is the last film you saw?
um...prince caspian

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Surgeries for the perfect body......um...I dunno I'd buy a house and a complete overhaul for both my cars.


17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I haven't eaten solid food in 26 days....master cleanse---look it up.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
free conversions so no one ever has top buy gas again.....um...there's too many......


19. Do you like to dance?
if someone asks me.

20. What do you think of George Bush?
he's a douche bag.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?:
Aeryn

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?:
I'm not sure.......I like colin.


23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
yes....ireland or london...

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?:
Well hello...I thought you'd be here a lot sooner....What went wrong with the suicide?


25. 4 people who must also do this in THEIR journal:
Everyone who reads this. - same.